MY NAME IS SAM AND I AM RUNNING FOR JUNIOR PRESIDENT

I WILL DELEGATE NAP TIME ALL THE TIME

my room pre charcoal massacre. 

Got a lot of work done. Thought I’d sing a little diddy for my revolting next door neighbors. 

I have a problem. 

This diva finally got her curlers to work. 

Thank you, Linus. 
RHINESTONE GORILLA BURLESQUE: Good Idea/ Bad Idea.  

My boobs have never looked better. 

I went from soccer mom to comic book. 

we’ve reconciled our differences.

The Man who STOLE MY WORLD. 

Back to sorting old pictures. This is smack dab in the middle of 2010, my “conceited, but I’ll never be good enough” artist phase (which I’m still in?). 
There should be no reason why I miss this room; I slept there, that was all.