I really like writing art criticism because it becomes a game of how many times can I add the word “post” before other words without throwing up.
Burlesque Dancer, Pinup Model and Dance Teacher
Linda Marraccini (Miss Dirty Martini)
Miss Exotic World 2004
whatever idc i miss her and it hurts so this makes it feel better.
Does anybody want to pretend to be my twin and stand in for my critique on wednesday while I go to Brooklyn?
Maila Nurmi aka Vampira, 1955
Bourbon, chocolate syrup and vanilla ice cream? Don’t mind if we do.
2 oz. bourbon
2 oz. chocolate syrup
1 cup vanilla ice cream
Glass: milkshake or 16 oz. pint
Combine all ingredients in a blender and blend until smooth.
My professor gave me a police badge for being in charge of the sculpture departments open studios. Finally being awarded for all my hard work xoxo
Oh yeah, I just have a couple hundred million to throw around, might as well buy some Bacon.
The worst part is: Francis Bacon is dead. WHO ARE YOU PAYING?